I just got this from a friend and I had to share (my apologies for the language):
“Doug
So I’m sitting here and I’m at the computer. Then I’m thinking about MS Word, you know the Word Processor software, which includes powerpoint and spreadsheet capabilities? Well I tried using this program the other day called MS Word 2007. Apparently this is like being on another planet using a dictation machine composed entirely out of Skrull technology. And the whole time, I’m just getting madder and madder. Why… doesn’t this program do ANYTHING?!?!?! Once I figured out how to undo (and redo, although I got those confused a couple of times) and then how to save and print, I decided it might not be so bad. I was WRONG. There is a whole menu of options I have never even heard of (and still not sure how to describe them). There are no menus, only buttons. And what’s worst. I mean, what’s WORST. I thought I was down with being halfway decent at Excel. This is something I’ll have to be able to do on my job on a daily basis. I SPENT HALF AN HOUR TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE A GODDAMN CHART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I still haven’t figured out how to change the x and y axis titles! 
(((((((((((((
I have got to do something, invest in a tutorial or some books or something (I dont even own the software, I cant afford it!) because I can’t show up at a job and not know how to use print preview or create an inference.
Please, please tell me that MS Word is going to come out with a version in 2008
Name Changed To Protect Innocent
PS: I know the software title says “2007″ but I just used it for the first time last week. Is that bad?”
